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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:42
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
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So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do philosophy of physics when you can do physics itself? - Aeon
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
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